I have blogged before about The World According Molly, the things she comes out with at times really do have me in stitches, she says things with such a serious manner about her it makes it even funnier!
I picked her up from school the other day and here is the conversation we had on the way home….
Molly – “Mummy”
Me – “Yes Molly”
Molly – “Alfie used to be in your tummy didn’t he?”
Me – “Yes Darling he did”
Molly – “Oh right, so when you took your clothes off one day to get ready for bed, did he just fall out of your tummy Mummy?”
I answer her struggling not to laugh….”No Molly, that’s not what happened”
Molly – “Oh” she said, “so did you just go to the doctors and did the doctor take Alfie out of your Tummy then instead?”
Me – “Yes Molly, that is what happened but we went to the hospital not the doctors”
Molly -”Yeah” she said with a sigh, “that does sound like an easier way to me Mummy!”
Then she paused and said “Mummy, was I in your Tummy one day”
Me – “Yes Molly you were in my tummy”
She took a deep breath, gave out a big sigh and said “you know Mummy I just don’t believe it!”
I had no idea what to answer to that other than “No Molly, neither do I!” to which she responded with another great big sigh!
Gosh I love that crazy little lady!
It is a very weird concept to get your head round before you are privy to all the facts